Red, white and ... rainbow?

I was puttering along the road yesterday when a very old white van passed me.

When it passed me, I noticed a gigantic bumper sticker on the back window. It was one of those "Power of Pride" stickers, but it was a bit different. This thing was HUGE. It nearly stretched all the way across the entire back window.

But then something else jumped out at me.

Halfway across the sticker, between the "r" and the "i" in Pride, it appeared another bumper sticker was slapped on. A gigantic picture of Jeff Gordon's head came into view, with the phrase "Rainbow Warrior" and a picture of his No. 24 car.

So the person in this van, after purchasing this Jeff Gordon sticker, was so intent on people seeing it, he completely covered up his American sticker.

Yes, it's true. People in Statesville love Jeff Gordon more than their country.